Echoing more than four thousand years, the most ancient joke dates back to the earlist days of recorded thought. The most complex piece of highly excitable matter in the known cosmos endows us the ability to write, comprehend and preach these laurel of culture.
☆ I was chatting to this Muslim in our street. I said “your wife wears a burqa, your 3 daughters all wear burqas, doesn’t it get a bit confusing around the house?”
He said “yes of course, last week I went upstairs in the night and accidentally had sex with my wife!”
☆ I walked into the pub and shouted, “All Muslims are cunts!”
A bloke stood up and said, “I’m very offended by that.”
“Why,” I asked, “are you a Muslim?”
“No,” he replied, “I’m a cunt.”
☆ When I saw those Muslims all mowed down by the van I thought “Jesus! That could’ve been me”
But then I remembered I don’t have a van.
☆ What separates the humans from the animals?
The Mediterranean Sea.
☆ A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks:
“Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
☆ I saved a Muslim family of 4 that were drowning in Houston yesterday.
As a jpeg.
☆ when it comes to nuclear war the main difference is; korea have a desk with a button, and America have a desk with a knob.